Meat the Veals

Really? Did nothing cancel? There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life.

Mr. F

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Really? Did nothing cancel? Michael! Steve Holt! Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

• Not tricks, Michael, illusions.
• That’s why you always leave a note!
• Really? Did nothing cancel?

Top Banana

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy’s straight?

Exit Strategy

Marry me. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

1. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.
2. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.
3. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
4. That’s why you always leave a note!

Mr. F

Guy’s a pro. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. We just call it a sausage.